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We have seen our celebs making fool of themselves and pretending to be serious and intelligent. I tried to search about the same. The result is hilarious and as follows.
Brooke Shields
Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.
Paris Hilton
I’m so smart now. Everyone’s always like ‘take your top off.’ Sorry, NO! They always want to get that money shot. I’m not stupid.
What’s Wal-Mart? Do they sell, like wall stuff?
Christina Aguilera
So, where’s the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?
George W. Bush
I think war is a dangerous place.
Mariah Carey
Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can’t help but cry. I mean I’d love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff.
Arnold Schwarzenegger
I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman.
Well there are lots more...do tell me which one did you find the funniest!
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hahaha..... its more than just hilarious, our celebs really know how to show their foolish side!!!
I really had a good time laughing on Brooke Shield’s quote. Didn’t find Paris’ quotes funny coz I expect this dumbness from her. And I really don’t have words for Mr Governor and Mr President. They are supposed to be leaders btw.
Paris is such an idiot...your right..she doesn’t deserve what she has now.
I really agree with you. I can never put myself to praise Paris for any single thing. I mean she is a racist, a dumb heiress. She is gonna dupe her daddy’s big business.
Shes a retarded stick that I wouldn’t even entrust a cracker to.
What else can you expect, amidst all the hype and hoopla most of the celebs are nothing but blindly over-rated!
Well there are always those good actors that play in my favorite movies....Oceans 11, The Matrix (Series), Bourne (Series), Fight Club...I mean really if they’d all just not talk except for the movies life would be without so much stress and gossip it wouldn’t even be funny....well yeah it would because it won’t ever happen!
ha!ha! ha! ha! ha! ...I can’t help but laugh at each and every quote that’s put up. It seems along with their money some celebrities lock up their brains in a safety vault before speaking out into the world
Thats a good one. Ha! Ha!
I thought the only celeb that could make me laugh was Lalu.
I was wrong. they are all the same.
I can excuse Arnold Schwarzenegger, the poor guy didn’t get time to work out his brain cells.
I thought the only celeb that could make me laugh was Lalu.
I was wrong. they are all the same.
I can excuse Arnold Schwarzenegger, the poor guy didn’t get time to work out his brain cells.
I really think that these celebs are ordinary people, having their foot-in-mouth moments. Well, Bush sure has to face many such moments, and more than often. I sincerely think he could do with some brain job!
yes Mayuri, the celebs are ’extra’ordinary, I mean more ordinary than who we consider ordinary ...its only that they are lucky enough to get noticed
I really think that these celebs are ordinary people, having their foot-in-mouth moments. Well, Bush sure has to face many such moments, and more than often. I sincerely think he could do with some brain job!
There are many such quotes. Politicians comes up with the classics.
One of my favorite quotes comes from Donald Rumsfeld.
"There's another way to phrase that and that is that the absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence. It is basically saying the same thing in a different way. Simply because you do not have evidence that something does exist does not mean that you have evidence that it doesn't exist."
One of my favorite quotes comes from Donald Rumsfeld.
"There's another way to phrase that and that is that the absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence. It is basically saying the same thing in a different way. Simply because you do not have evidence that something does exist does not mean that you have evidence that it doesn't exist."
The great Yogi Berra said this, and can you believe it? I don't know if he was intending humor there but that's what he said.
>>> Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours <<<
>>> Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours <<<
I think most of those quotes are intended for humour with pun like Arnold Schwarzenegger's gay marriage comment. Yogi Berra was famous for his 'Yogiisms'. Take for example his famous quote on why he no longer went to a popular Minneapolis restaurant: "Nobody goes there no more, it's too crowded!"
Only these few? I thought Mayuri would have chosen some of the most famous dumb quotes from last year. Even that doesn't fit in here. Where are all the Bush quotes? After all he is the biggest celeb of all.
Well, I thought I needed a more eclectic article :D...Do pour in the quotes. We sure want to have a good laugh over here. And yes, when I went to Google for help, Bush was overflowing with his amazing intelligence. :D
Very funny. I think the Brooke Shields comment -- Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life -- takes the cake though the Mariah Carey quote gives her a good run for money.
What's your favourite quote here?
What's your favourite quote here?
Mine is undoubtedly Brooke Shield’s quote. I wanna ask–”What were you thinking Brooke?” I mean who on earth would comment like that? Beats the hell out of me. And Mariah Carey is a self-proclaimed narcissist. Hence I feel pity for her.
LOLTE
MARIAH CAREY.
R.I.P.
*%*
WHERE?
GRAVEYARD NO. INFINITY...
THERE ARE SOME MORE ”SKINNY” PEOPLE LYING DOWN THERE!!!
DUHUH...
WAT ARE THESE CELEBRITIES THINKING.
BEEP...
WRONG ANSWER.
CELEBRITIES DON’T THINK.
WAT WAZ I THINKING.
MARIAH CAREY.
R.I.P.
*%*
WHERE?
GRAVEYARD NO. INFINITY...
THERE ARE SOME MORE ”SKINNY” PEOPLE LYING DOWN THERE!!!
DUHUH...
WAT ARE THESE CELEBRITIES THINKING.
BEEP...
WRONG ANSWER.
CELEBRITIES DON’T THINK.
WAT WAZ I THINKING.
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LOL...omg that really is idiotic.
”Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can’t help but cry. I mean I’d love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff.”
My god....
”I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman.”
Where did you go to school again?
Arnie apparently had an education. English Honours maybe.
Let’s hear it once again: I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman.
Gay: It means cheery; something bright and pleasant or promoting a feeling of cheer. Something festive or merry. You know, like, social pleasures often including dissipation. Now, you cannot wrong a statement as; ”Taylor is a gay old rogue with an eye for the ladies”.
More gay definitions here.
*Heh-heh*
Just kidding, please don’t mind by taking it personally. ;-)